Last Bathroom Post of the Week

This morning, we had an all-employee meeting to discuss my company's impending move to a new office facility. One of the downsides to our new digs is that the men's restroom features a single urinal and a single toilet. This is problematic for a NUMBER of reasons (mostly #2), but I'll save that for another blog.

Incidentally, the women's restroom features five toilets. Keep in mind that that is one toilet per woman at our company, versus one toilet for 25 guys in the men's room.

During the staff meeting, I put forth the idea that we swap the signs on the men's and women's restrooms, thus eliminating the shortage of toilets for the dudes. We could then put M&Ms in the feminine hygiene products dispenser and turn the urinal in the ladies room into a contest.

At least I laughed.