1. I have the flu. The upside of this is that I have a few minutes to write a quick blog. Otherwise, I do not. The downside is that it feels like someone put all of my muscles in the dryer and shrunk them to the point that they are no longer effective. I cannot extend my fingers even. Typing the blog hurts. Really.
2. Trent cries a lot. I love him, but this is not cool.
3. Trent has thrush. I thought that was a bird, but apparently it's some sort of oral yeast infection. I could not have withheld the jokes that this would have caused when I was in high school. I'm older now. It's still hard.
4. To fix the thrush, Erin keeps talking about having to boil his nipples. I cannot tell you how terrible this sounds to me. Dick Cheney himself couldn't come up with such a terrible idea.
5. Grant's favorite bands right now are Metallica and the Beastie Boys. I don't know if I'm failing or succeeding as a parent. I know what Erin thinks.
Back to bed. I'll be keeping a close eye on my nipples around Erin.