Blasted Ornament

So, did you know the family tradition of the ornament...?
and did you know that this year's ornament incorrectly featured a white baby Grant...?
and did you know I called and called and called...?
and did you know that I finally got a woman who said she'd ship me the right one?
and did you know I got it today?
and did you guess that baby Grant was still white?
and did you guess that not only was baby Grant still white... but baby Grant turned into a baby girl? a white baby girl?

really people. it's not that hard.